Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the timemanagement course you sent me to!"

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got herejust in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-relatedstress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how tohandle that big accounting problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you putyour ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"

AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at yourdesk........

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in the name of lord' name, Amen."

Contributer --- Ranjith

Man and his wife

A Man was sitting in a fine restaurant when his wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.

I said "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"

"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."

Man said, "That's remarkable, I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."

Kids Joke #1

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.

Now Bantu, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

Bantu: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

A School in punjab

TEACHER: Bantu, go to the map and find North America.

Bantu: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct.

Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Bantu.

Santa Banta as Hunters

Santa and Banta are two avid hunters who got a pilot to take them to Africa to hunt deers. They bagged six. As they were loading them on the plane to come home, the pilot tells them the plane can only carry four.

The Santa Banta objected strongly. "Last year we shot six and the pilot let us put them all on board; he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six animals were loaded.Unfortunately, even on full power the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few moments after takeoff.

Climbing out of the wreck Banta asked Santa, "Any idea where we are?"

"Yeah, I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

Banta's wife goes missing

There was devastating flood in Banta's home town and Banta's wife was missing. When the things became slightly better Banta set out to look for his missing wife.

On the way he find another man looking mad for something.

Banta asked, "Hey Friend, What you are looking for" ?

Man said , "I am looking for my wife which goes missing after this flood."

Banta said, "Me too, What a coincidence!! Now we can help each other, How your wife looks like?"

Man, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with curly black hair, blue eyes, long legs, good health, and she's wearing tight white shorts.

What does your wife look like?"The man asked Banta.

"Doesn't matter!! said Banta excitedly, let's look for yours first."