Banta's wife Pammo asked him,"Could you please go shopping for me and
buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"
A short time later Banta comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
Pammo asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
Banta replied, "They had eggs."
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Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Typical girl :-)
Boy: Hi
Girl: What?
Boy: How are you?
Girl: Do i know you?
Boy: I'm rich
Girl: Hi, i am Emma i'm 20 nice to meet you!
Boy: No no, "Rich" is my name
Girl: Sorry i don't talk to people I don't know.
Girl: What?
Boy: How are you?
Girl: Do i know you?
Boy: I'm rich
Girl: Hi, i am Emma i'm 20 nice to meet you!
Boy: No no, "Rich" is my name
Girl: Sorry i don't talk to people I don't know.
Friday, February 4, 2011
Mother in law vs Cricket
Albie was an ardent cricket fan and follows every game religiously.
Once he got a chance to be in a corporate hospitality dept of a premier cricket match happening in the city. It was once in a lifetime opportunity for him to meet all his favorite players personally.
Albie was all excited on D day when he got an urgent call from his wife saying her mum's been hit by a bus and has only hours to live.
Fifteen minutes later, Albie was at the hospital hugging his wife.
"Thank-you darling, I'm so sorry you'll miss your cricket and I know how much that matters to you", say Albie's wife.
"Don't worry, love, I wouldn't miss this - I'm taping it and I'll watch it later."
Oh really, says Albie's wife
Yeah, I have brought the camcorder and set this up quickly now.
Once he got a chance to be in a corporate hospitality dept of a premier cricket match happening in the city. It was once in a lifetime opportunity for him to meet all his favorite players personally.
Albie was all excited on D day when he got an urgent call from his wife saying her mum's been hit by a bus and has only hours to live.
Fifteen minutes later, Albie was at the hospital hugging his wife.
"Thank-you darling, I'm so sorry you'll miss your cricket and I know how much that matters to you", say Albie's wife.
"Don't worry, love, I wouldn't miss this - I'm taping it and I'll watch it later."
Oh really, says Albie's wife
Yeah, I have brought the camcorder and set this up quickly now.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
A guy's test for free beer
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar...
FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR 3 MONTHS FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST!
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
The Bartender replies "Well,
1.First you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it.
2.Second, there's a gatekeeper out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands.
3.Third, there's a woman up there, you have to make love to her to her satisfaction."
The guy says, "I love free beer so much, I can do anything for it.
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face.
Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.
The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. "Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR 3 MONTHS FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST!
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
The Bartender replies "Well,
1.First you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it.
2.Second, there's a gatekeeper out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands.
3.Third, there's a woman up there, you have to make love to her to her satisfaction."
The guy says, "I love free beer so much, I can do anything for it.
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face.
Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.
The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. "Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
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