Banta as police inspector

A couple has lodged a complaint about their missing daughter who was last seen to their knowledge when she went to get some pizza for them.

Banta after thorough investigation reaches couples house.

Banta, "We have some good news and some bad news Mr and Mrs Reddy"

Parents, "Whats the bad news"?

Banta, "Your daughter is dead!"

Parents, "My GOD, Whats could be good news then"?

Banta, "We have found the Pizza"

Dressed to impress

Banta's wife asked, "Do I look nice in this dress?"

Banta looked up from his newspaper and said, "No, you look a fat mess".

"What, you mean there's nothing you like about me in this outfit?", she sobbed.

"There is", Banta said, "I like the fact you're wearing it to go out somewhere.

The drunkard in Hotel

A drunk man staggers into a hotel with bruises on his face and asks the receptionist, "Can I have the key please to room No 102"?

"I'm sorry sir" The receptionist replied, "but that room is occupied,"


"Not at the moment it isn't" the drunk replied, "I just fell out of the window."