Smart Banta and the Cashier

"Okay, that will be 20 Rupees Sir," said the cashier to Banta as he scanned his Mineral water bottle.

"What!?" Banta shouted. "But it says 10 Rupees on the bottle?"

"Yes, I know it says that on it, but it is actually 20 rupees."

"Fine," Banta said, and begrudgingly handed him the cash.

"Ummm, excuse me sir," the man slid the money back across the counter. "You've handed me a 10 Rupee note."

"Yes, I know said Banta, It says 10 rupees on it but its actually 20 rupees."

Good soul always suffer?

Pedro the old grey horse is very sick and all the other animals on the farm are extremely concerned. One evening, Bobby, the only pig on the farm, overhears the farmer talking to his wife:

"Looks like we'll have to take old Pedro to the knacker's, he's not going to get much better."

Bobby the pig is shocked to the bone, so he runs off and organizes all the animals to do whatever they can to help Pedro. The cows donate milk, the other horses pass on some of their feed, the chickens and geese brush him down and peck off the parasites, the dogs and cats steal apples and pears from the orchard, the goats take him out for fresh air and exercise and Bobby the pig himself gives the old horse gentle, healing massages.

Day by day, Pedro gains in strength and is gradually back to full health and fitness. The farmer is so happy about the recovery of his favorite old workhorse that he decides to invite all the neighbours over for a big barbecue to celebrate and that afternoon he slaughters his only pig...

Athiests

A priest, a vicar and a rabbi were discussing how they split the money donated by members of their congregations after a service.

The vicar says "I draw a circle on the ground and throw all the money in the air. What lands in the circle I keep for myself and the rest I give to the church.


The priest then says he does the same but what lands in the circle he give to the church and he keeps the rest.

The vicar then turns to the rabbi and asks"What do you do with your money?

To which the rabbi replies "I throw all the money in the air and what God can catch God can keep"

Idle spidey during power-cuts?

Q. Why doesn't Spiderman work during power-cuts?

A. With no power comes no responsibility.

Mother of 35 kids

A lady married a man, and had 13 children, and the husband died.

After having the funeral, the woman had found a new man, and married him. She then had a further 7 children. And again, the husband died.

Going through the second husbands funeral, the woman found yet another man, and married him. This time, she had another 15 children. In all, she had a total of 35 children.

Eventually she died. The 3rd husband was attending her funeral.

Whilst at the funeral, the priest said " Lord, they are finally together."

One mourner said " Who do you think he means she's with ? The 1st husband, the 2d husband or the 3rd husband ?


The second mourner said : I think he mentioned about her legs.

Smart Boy

Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home.

*Boy throws bag out the window*

Teacher: Who threw that?

Boy: Me, I'm going home now.

A single wish

A man had no wife, no child, no money, no home and a blind mother. He pestered God with prayers, and God got moved by his prayers and told him to make ONLY ONE request that will be granted.

The man prayed thus; ''God, i want my mother to see my wife putting diamond bangles on my children's hands in our mansion''.

God thought to Himself, "Damn, i still have a lot to learn from these human beings!"