Athiests

A priest, a vicar and a rabbi were discussing how they split the money donated by members of their congregations after a service.

The vicar says "I draw a circle on the ground and throw all the money in the air. What lands in the circle I keep for myself and the rest I give to the church.


The priest then says he does the same but what lands in the circle he give to the church and he keeps the rest.

The vicar then turns to the rabbi and asks"What do you do with your money?

To which the rabbi replies "I throw all the money in the air and what God can catch God can keep"