Banta - The vaccum cleaner salesman

Banta got a job of salesman in a vaccum cleaner company. As he was street smart guy and had a amazing knack of convincing people, He was very confident he will do good.

As he was entering into a colony in search of his first potential customer, He saw some dog shit on the path. His eyes lit up and decides what gimmick he is going to give and try it right way.

He picks up the dog shit, puts them into one of his vacuum cleaner bags, wipes his hands on another bag, then knocks on the door.

Out comes an old lady sees a well-dressed Banta carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Hello," Banta says to her, "Is it OK if I take a couple of minutes of your time to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners?"

"Go away," she says to him, "I haven’t any money."

But as she starts to close the door, Banta pushes it open again. Please give me one chance, He pleads and before she can respond, Banta empties the dog turds onto her hallway carpet.

He then declares arrogantly and proudly, "If this vacuum cleaner doesn’t remove every trace of these dog turds from your carpet, I will immediately eat whatever is left"

And he then asks for plug point for vaccum cleaner.

The old lady replied, "Let me bring a fork for your meal instead, The Electricity Board cut off my electricity this morning because I couldn’t pay their bill."

So What?

Pammo, Banta's wife was in her garden hanging up her washing when Kammo, her next door neighbour, poked her head over the fence and said, "I don’t like being the one to have to tell you this Pammo, but there's a rumour going around that your husband Banta is chasing the girls these days."

"So what?" said Pammo.

"But at his age!" said Kammo, "He's over 70 isn’t he?"

"Right he's seventy-two, so what?" replied Pammo, "Let him chase girls. Dogs chase cars, but when they catch one, can they drive it?"

The ultimate excuse

Banta had just picked up his wife Pammo and their new baby from hospital and brought them home.

It was not long before Pammo suggested that Banta should try his hand at changing a nappy.

"I'm busy," he said. "I promise I'll do the next one."

The next time soon came around so Pammo asked him again.

Banta looked at Pammo and said, innocently, "I didn't mean the next nappy, I meant the next baby."