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A Paki at the doctor's clinic

A Paki is at his doctors complaining of chest pains.

After extensive tests, the doctor announces the findings of the test.

"Well, Sir, I have some good news and bad news for you. Firstly you appear to have the painful and life threatening condition Emphysema, caused by your constant smoking."

"Oh," says Paki, "What's the good news, then?"

The doctor replies, "That is the good news. The bad news is - There is a cure."

Businessman and Banta of remote village

A businessman, hopelessly lost in a far off village where Banta lived, approaches him for some directions.

"Excuse me, sir," the man asks Banta , "what is the quickest way to the capital from this village?"

"Well, are you going to be walking or driving?" asks Banata

"I'm driving there." replied the businessman

"Yep, I'd definitely say that's the quickest way then.", concluded Banta.

Experience Vs Talent

A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.

Old cock to Young cock : "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity.

Young cock : What you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired.

Old cock : Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help you with some?

Young cock : No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.

Old cock : In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I lose you will have all.

Young cock : O.K. What kind of competition?

Old cock: 50 meter run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.

Young cock : No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.

Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might.

Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds.

Suddenly, Bang! ...... before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed,

"Hell ! This is the fifth GAY chicken I've bought this week !"