A Jewish Couple

A Jewish husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more BMW in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Moishe?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.

THE LATERAL THINKING PUZZLE 8 - LAWN MESS

It was a sunny day after many days of snow fall.

Albie was walking past Morkel’s house when he noticed 5 pieces of coal, a carrot and a scarf lying on Benny’s lawn. He thought that was odd so he knocks on Morkel’s door and asks, “Why did you put those bits and pieces on your lawn, Morkel?”

“I didn’t put them there,” says Morkel,“ in fact, nobody put them on my lawn.

But there is a perfectly logical reason for that being there.”

WHAT IS THAT REASON?


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