Banta went to buy curtain

Banta went to a shop that sells curtain. He asked for light blue color curtain.

The salesman showed him quite many varieties but Banta was struggling to chose one.

Finally he choses one with beautiful light blue with white shades.

Salesman said, Thats a good choice sir and then asked what size he is looking for.

Banta replied, "yeah I would like 15 inches long."

Salesman, "Excuse me sir, 15 inches is too small, what kind of room are you preferring for?"

Banta replied, "Its not for any room but for my new computer."

Salesman, "Forgive me Sir, But computers don't need curtains."

Banta, "Oye dear, I have got Windows!!!"

Banta threw a paki from 10th floor

Banta was accused of throwing a paki from 10th floor of a building and his case was heard by the judge.

Judge after hearing concluded, "Banta, You are sentenced to 2 years of imprisonment!!"

Banta reacted, "c'mmon my lord, He was a paki. Thats unfair!!"

Judge responded, "Thats Ok, But it could have hit anybody on the road."

A Sardar finds a magical lamp

A Sardar finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out. "Ah, hell," says the genie, "What do you want?"

Sardar says "I want a huge mansion with a thousand rooms and a hundred floors, in the heart of Delhi city."

The genie looks at him and says "don't be an idiot, do you have any idea how costly the city is? that's impossible. pick something else."

So the Sardar says "I want everyone to stop making fun of me"

The genie says "so this mansion, you want all rooms with attached bathrooms?"

Its not good to be extremist

Three Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "How much good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in the heaven accordingly".

The first guy comes up to the gate and says, "I never, ever cheated on my wife and I love her". So St. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce.

The next man comes up and says, "I cheated on my wife a little but I still love her." He gets a BMW and drives off into heaven.

The next guy came up and said, "I cheated on my wife alot". He gets a scooter.

Next day the guy that got the scooter was riding along and he saw the guy who owned the Rolls Royce crying.

He asked, "Why are you crying you have such a nice car?!" and the man sobbed, "My wife just went by on roller skates".

Once a Punjabi did right

Once a Punjabi, a maarwadi, and a Bengali - are crossing the road, when a bus runs them all over, killing them instantly. They appear before Yamraj, who prepares to let them into Heaven.

The three plead and beg to be allowed to go back, as they're only young and haven't led full lives. Eventually, Yamraj relents and lets them go back to earth - on the one condition that they each pay him 10 thousands.

Punjabi pays his 10 thousand straight away, and BANG!!, he's back in the same street he had just left.

Immediately, he goes into the nearest pub, and tells all of his mates his amazing story.

Of course, they don't believe him. "So," asks one mate, "if all this is true, then where's maarwadi and the bengali?".

"Well," says the Punjabi, "when I left them, the marwadi had him down to 6.5 thousand, and the Bengali was arguing that the government should pay for it as he pays his taxes and roads are not proper which leads to these accident."

Banta goes fishing

Banta was caught carrying a bag of fish one day from prohibited fishing zone.

A police officer catch him and asked, 'Are you aware fishing is illegal here?'

Banta replies 'I wasn't fishing here, these are my fish. Every night I take them down to the water and let them out for a swim then I shout them back and they swim back into the bag'.


'Oh is it, let us witness this' says the policeman sarcastically.

They walk down to the water and Banta releases the fish back into the water.

'Right, shout them back' the policeman says

'Shout back what?' Banta replies

Banta interviewed for signalman for railways

Banta wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box for an interview.

The inspector asks "What would you do if you realised that two trains were heading for each other on the same track?"
Banta says, "I would switch the points for one of the trains."

"What if the lever broke?" asked the inspector.
"Then I'd dash down out of the signal box," said Banta, "and I'd use the manual lever over there."


"What if that had been struck by lightning?", asked the Inspector.
"Then," Banta continues, "I'd run back into the signal box and phone the next signal box."

"What if the phone was engaged?", questioned the Inspector.
"Oh well then I'd run into the village and get Santa."

This puzzles the inspector, so he asks, "Why would you do that?"
"Because that idiot has never seen a train crash."