Mother of 35 kids

A lady married a man, and had 13 children, and the husband died.

After having the funeral, the woman had found a new man, and married him. She then had a further 7 children. And again, the husband died.

Going through the second husbands funeral, the woman found yet another man, and married him. This time, she had another 15 children. In all, she had a total of 35 children.

Eventually she died. The 3rd husband was attending her funeral.

Whilst at the funeral, the priest said " Lord, they are finally together."

One mourner said " Who do you think he means she's with ? The 1st husband, the 2d husband or the 3rd husband ?


The second mourner said : I think he mentioned about her legs.

Smart Boy

Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home.

*Boy throws bag out the window*

Teacher: Who threw that?

Boy: Me, I'm going home now.

A single wish

A man had no wife, no child, no money, no home and a blind mother. He pestered God with prayers, and God got moved by his prayers and told him to make ONLY ONE request that will be granted.

The man prayed thus; ''God, i want my mother to see my wife putting diamond bangles on my children's hands in our mansion''.

God thought to Himself, "Damn, i still have a lot to learn from these human beings!"