A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar...
FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR 3 MONTHS FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST!
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
The Bartender replies "Well,
1.First you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it.
2.Second, there's a gatekeeper out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands.
3.Third, there's a woman up there, you have to make love to her to her satisfaction."
The guy says, "I love free beer so much, I can do anything for it.
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face.
Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.
The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. "Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
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