Banta - The vaccum cleaner salesman

Banta got a job of salesman in a vaccum cleaner company. As he was street smart guy and had a amazing knack of convincing people, He was very confident he will do good.

As he was entering into a colony in search of his first potential customer, He saw some dog shit on the path. His eyes lit up and decides what gimmick he is going to give and try it right way.

He picks up the dog shit, puts them into one of his vacuum cleaner bags, wipes his hands on another bag, then knocks on the door.

Out comes an old lady sees a well-dressed Banta carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Hello," Banta says to her, "Is it OK if I take a couple of minutes of your time to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners?"

"Go away," she says to him, "I haven’t any money."

But as she starts to close the door, Banta pushes it open again. Please give me one chance, He pleads and before she can respond, Banta empties the dog turds onto her hallway carpet.

He then declares arrogantly and proudly, "If this vacuum cleaner doesn’t remove every trace of these dog turds from your carpet, I will immediately eat whatever is left"

And he then asks for plug point for vaccum cleaner.

The old lady replied, "Let me bring a fork for your meal instead, The Electricity Board cut off my electricity this morning because I couldn’t pay their bill."

So What?

Pammo, Banta's wife was in her garden hanging up her washing when Kammo, her next door neighbour, poked her head over the fence and said, "I don’t like being the one to have to tell you this Pammo, but there's a rumour going around that your husband Banta is chasing the girls these days."

"So what?" said Pammo.

"But at his age!" said Kammo, "He's over 70 isn’t he?"

"Right he's seventy-two, so what?" replied Pammo, "Let him chase girls. Dogs chase cars, but when they catch one, can they drive it?"

The ultimate excuse

Banta had just picked up his wife Pammo and their new baby from hospital and brought them home.

It was not long before Pammo suggested that Banta should try his hand at changing a nappy.

"I'm busy," he said. "I promise I'll do the next one."

The next time soon came around so Pammo asked him again.

Banta looked at Pammo and said, innocently, "I didn't mean the next nappy, I meant the next baby."

A Bear family in some forest

It's a lovely hot, sunny morning in the forest where the bear family live.

There was mummy bear, daddy bear and baby bear.

Baby bear goes downstairs for breakfast and as usual sits down in his small chair at the end of the table. He looks at his small plate and guess what? It’s empty.
"Who's been eating my breakfast?" he shouts.

Daddy bear then makes an appearance and sits in his big chair. He looks at his big plate and guess what? It too is empty.
"Who's been eating my breakfast?" he roars.

On hearing all this complaining, Mumma bear puts her head through the serving hatch and shouts at Daddy bear and Baby bear.

"How many times do we have to go through this? she shouts

It was mummy bear who got up first.
It was mummy bear who woke up everybody else in the house.
It was mummy bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away.
It was mummy bear who went out into the cold early morning air to fetch the newspapers and breakfast.
It was mummy bear who set the breakfast table.
It was mummy bear who filled the cat's milk and food dishes,
and it was mummy bear who cleaned the litter box and took the dog for a walk."


"And now that you two have finally decided to get out of bed and grace me with your presence, listen good because I'm only going to say this one more time.......

I haven't made the bloody breakfast yet!!!"

Albie's curious case

Albie was 70 years old and makes an appointment to see his doctor. His doctor asks him a few questions.

"Mr Albie, what about urination? Do you have any problems?"

Albie replies, "No doctor, it’s very regular, every morning at precisely 7am."

"And what about your bowel movements?"

Albie replies, "They’re fine also doctor, every morning at precisely 8am."

The doctor asks, "So then why did you come to see me, Mr Albie?"

Albie replies, "Doctor, But I don’t wake up before 10am."

Precaution before arrival of mother in law

Banta took his spaniel dog to the vet.

"Doctor Abraham," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail."

Dr Abraham stepped back in shock, "Banta, why should I do such a terrible thing?"

"Actually Sir, my mother-in-law is arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."

Deal for elephant

Santa and Banta met in a restaurant for a business lunch.

Santa said, "I have a good deal for you, Banta. When I was in Kerala Zoo recently, I happened to pick up 3 elephants they didn’t need any more. I could let you one for three thousand Rupees."

Banta sipped his gin and said, "Santa, what am I going to do with an elephant? I live in a third floor flat. I barely have room for my furniture. I can't even squeeze in a card table. So you think I'm going to buy an elephant?"

Santa said, "I could let you have all three of them for two thousand rupees."

"Aah," said Banta smiling, "now you're talking business!"