Banta as police inspector

A couple has lodged a complaint about their missing daughter who was last seen to their knowledge when she went to get some pizza for them.

Banta after thorough investigation reaches couples house.

Banta, "We have some good news and some bad news Mr and Mrs Reddy"

Parents, "Whats the bad news"?

Banta, "Your daughter is dead!"

Parents, "My GOD, Whats could be good news then"?

Banta, "We have found the Pizza"

Dressed to impress

Banta's wife asked, "Do I look nice in this dress?"

Banta looked up from his newspaper and said, "No, you look a fat mess".

"What, you mean there's nothing you like about me in this outfit?", she sobbed.

"There is", Banta said, "I like the fact you're wearing it to go out somewhere.

The drunkard in Hotel

A drunk man staggers into a hotel with bruises on his face and asks the receptionist, "Can I have the key please to room No 102"?

"I'm sorry sir" The receptionist replied, "but that room is occupied,"


"Not at the moment it isn't" the drunk replied, "I just fell out of the window."

Banta - The Magician

Banta was magician and used to work on a cruise ship.

The audience was different each week, so the Banta used to do the same tricks over and over again and receive applause every time.

There was one problem though. The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table," or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

Banta was furious at times, but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot.

One day it so happened that while Banta was performing his tricks, the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another and then another.

Finally on the tenth day, the parrot could not hold back and said,

"OK, I give up, This trick is something new. Where's the bloody ship?"

Banta's first air travel

Banta was asked by his company to travel to London for bussiness visit. It was Banta's first air travel and he was scared.

When he abroad the flight, He started feeling better seeing the crowd and their ease and comfort. And the plane was off to London peacefully..

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising
altitude, the captain announced:

'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop
from Delhi to London.
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight.
So sit back,relax and...... OH, MY GOD !'

Silence followed!


Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I was talking
to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my
lap. You should see the front of my pants!'

Banta stood up and yelled... 'You come here ... you should see the
back of mine first!!!'

Banta as Surgeon

Banta was renowned surgeon of the city.

A person went into hospital one day to undergo a risky medical procedure.

He spoke to Banta (Head surgeon) earlier to explain that I was a little nervous, but Banta reassured him following way.

"There's only a 1 in 100 chance of anything going seriously wrong," he said.

"Besides, I've done 99 of these operations before and they've all been fine."

Boy vs Girl

Boy: I think you are ABCDEFGHIJK.

Girl: What does that mean?

Boy: Adorable, beautiful, charming, delightful, elegant, feisty, gorgeous and hot.

Girl: And the 'IJK'?

Boy: I'm just kidding!!