Santa had been overseas for eighteen months. He came home and found he had a three-week-old baby. His wife explained that she dreamt she had intercourse with him, and she got pregnant.
Santa got furious and filed for divorce. In court even the judge was astounded by the wife's story. He stood up and asked the audience if they had ever had intercourse with a ghost.
In the back, Santa's freind Banta raised his hand. His Honor called him to the bench. "Now," said the judge, "you say you had intercourse with a ghost?'."
"Ah, excuse me," said the Banta, "I thought you say-a goat!"
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