An apprentice is training to be a lion tamer, and it's his first day.
The master tamer Banta was telling him what to do."Firstly, if the lion growls, move back slightly."
Secondly, if the lion keeps growling, and moves towards you, move back a little more."
Thirdly, if the lion is still growling and advancing on you, throw a load of shit in its face and ran out.
"The apprentice replies, "but what if there is no shit to throw?"
"Don't worry," replies the Banta, "if a lion is advancing on you, there will be!"
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