Banta visit to dentist

One day, Banta goes to his dentist and asks him how much it will cost to extract a wisdom tooth.

"Eight hundred," the dentist says.

"That's a ridiculous amount," Banta says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"

"Well," the dentist says, "if I don't use an anaesthetic, I can knock it down to 600."

"That's still too expensive," Banta says.

"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anaesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I could get away with charging you only 200."

"No," moans Banta, "it's still too much."

"Hmm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "If I let one of my students do it without anaesthetic and use a pair of old pliers - just for the experience, you understand, I suppose I could charge you just 100 Rs."

"Marvellous," says Banta, "book my appointment for my wife Pammo for next Tuesday!"