Punjabi Dog

Banta walks into a Dhaba with a dog.

The owner comes up to him and says, "Pardon me, you can't bring your dog in here as others will feel uncomfortable."

"What do you mean," says Banta, "this is a Punjabi dog and knows our tradition. Look."

"DalJeet," says the Banta, "Show you are Punjabi" !!

"Woof!" says the dog, stands on his hind legs, opens his bag (which was hanging with his neck), takes out a turban and puts it on his head.

"Woof!" says the dog, stands on his hind legs, opens bag again, takes out a sword and displays his swords skills.

"That's fantastic," says the owner, "absolutely amazing, incredible! You should take him to Hollywood, get him on television, get him in the movies, he could make a million dollars!!"

"Please, You speak to him and make him understand," says Banta, "he wants to be a dentist."