Banta got a job of salesman in a vaccum cleaner company. As he was street smart guy and had a amazing knack of convincing people, He was very confident he will do good.
As he was entering into a colony in search of his first potential customer, He saw some dog shit on the path. His eyes lit up and decides what gimmick he is going to give and try it right way.
He picks up the dog shit, puts them into one of his vacuum cleaner bags, wipes his hands on another bag, then knocks on the door.
Out comes an old lady sees a well-dressed Banta carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Hello," Banta says to her, "Is it OK if I take a couple of minutes of your time to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners?"
"Go away," she says to him, "I haven’t any money."
But as she starts to close the door, Banta pushes it open again. Please give me one chance, He pleads and before she can respond, Banta empties the dog turds onto her hallway carpet.
He then declares arrogantly and proudly, "If this vacuum cleaner doesn’t remove every trace of these dog turds from your carpet, I will immediately eat whatever is left"
And he then asks for plug point for vaccum cleaner.
The old lady replied, "Let me bring a fork for your meal instead, The Electricity Board cut off my electricity this morning because I couldn’t pay their bill."
2 comments:
When you copy-paste your jokes from some other websites at least change the names everywhere. Who's Morris here?? :) Forgot to change that one huh?
:-) ... Changed it buddy!! Thanks for pointing out. But that goes everywhere ... Nobody rather no website produces orignal ones everytime.. I have not started this for commercial purpose mind you ... But Just would like to have good collection.... Keep visiting and please send me if you get fresh ones. Thanks
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