cute moral story - 2

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

.A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'

The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story

1. To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

2. Never copy your manager ;-).

The black african farmer

A black African farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.

The farmer said, "That's once."

A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.

The farmer said, "That's twice."

After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer

didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.

His brand new bride raised all kind of hell with him, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."

The farmer said, "That's once."

Banta in california

Banta shifted to califonia...

One day Banta and his wife were sitting in their living room and Banta said, ''I'm going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on.''

His wife replied, ''Oh, sweetie, why? Are you taking me with you?''

Banta replied, ''No, I'm turning the heater off.''

Banta - The woodcutter

Banta got a job felling trees. And he was paid by results. They gave him an electric saw and off into the forest he went. At sunset Banta returned with the other loggers and they counted their trees.

'I got ninety-eight,' said Ramu.

'Ninety-one me,' added Shyam.

'I only got four,' said Banta.

'Well, I can't understand that,' said the boss. 'Maybe your saw is defective. Pass it here.'

The boss pulled the starting rope and the saw burst into life.

'My God,' said Banta, 'See it is defective, what's that noise?'

Two black eyed man

A man with a black eye boards a plane and notices the man next to him has a shiner too.

1st man says, "how did you get that ?"

2nd man says "Instead of asking the big breasted girl at the ticket counter for 2 tickets to Pittsburgh I asked for 2 pickets to tittsburgh".

1st man says "I got mine like that to, I want to say to my wife, Give me a glass of water please, but I accidentally said you`ve ruined my life you evil creature!!.

Banta desperate for pee

Banta arrives Dublin airport and is dying for a pee. He makes it to the Gents but there's a huge queue.He sees that the disabled toilet is free so he decides to leg it in before he relax himself.


After relieving himself he's coming out the door, He saw a queue of disabled people everyone staring angrily at him.

Banta looks at his leg and said, "Bloody miracle this country, I can walk now!'.

American for a job in bank

An American man moves to the U.K. to find some work. He manages to find a job in a bank.

On his first day, the boss tells him to sweep up the floor.

"Excuse me? I'm from one of the best colleges in the U.S.A.!"

"Oh, I'm so very sorry!" replied the bank manager, "let me call someone in to show you how to do it."