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Friday, September 5, 2008

Two black eyed man

A man with a black eye boards a plane and notices the man next to him has a shiner too.

1st man says, "how did you get that ?"

2nd man says "Instead of asking the big breasted girl at the ticket counter for 2 tickets to Pittsburgh I asked for 2 pickets to tittsburgh".

1st man says "I got mine like that to, I want to say to my wife, Give me a glass of water please, but I accidentally said you`ve ruined my life you evil creature!!.

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