Bush, Blair and Musharraf

George W. Bush, Tony Blair and Pervez Musharraf were relaxing near the swimming pool in a luxurious 6 * hotel.

Suddenly, there was a distinct beeping sound. President Bush pressed his forearm with his thumb & the beeping stopped. The others looked curiously at him. "Oh, that was just my pager", said George. "I have a microchip embedded under the skin of my forearm."

Two minutes later, the silence was broken by the sound of a phone ringing. Tony Blair lifted the palm of his hand to his ear & the ringing stopped. The Prime Minister explained, "That was my cell phone, chaps. I have a telecom chip implanted in the palm of my hand. "

By this time, Pervez Musharraf was feeling sort of low-tech. Without saying anything, he quickly goes to his room and returned . When he returned, Bush and Blair both stared at him incredulously. It appeared that a long piece of toilet paper was dangling from the Musharraf's posterior.

When Musharraf saw that he had the attention of the other two men, he feigned astonishment: "Oh guys! I think I'm getting a fax."