Banta on death bed!!

Banta devoted his entire life to the small village in which he lived and, at 93 and on his death-bed, was soon to die in.

He motioned to his great grandson to whisper his final words...."Billu", he said faintly, "You know the only bridge that leads into our tiny village? Well I designed, funded and built it, but they don't call me 'Banta the Bridge Builder'".

"You know the town hospital? I designed and built that too, but they don't call me 'Banta the Hospital Builder'".

"And the only temple (Gurudwara) in town.... I built that too, and they don't call me 'Banta the temple Builder',

but just once I get caught with that goat, I have been known as ............."