Banta had this ugly habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke and this was ofcourse irritating to his wife. Continous request from wife didn't made Banta change this habit of his.
She used to warn him one day you will fart out your guts instead visit the doctor and get cured.
But Banta ignored.
One Sunday morning as she was preparing the chicken for dinner and Banta was upstairs sound asleep, she though of playing some prank on him. she went upstairs pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of chicken guts into his shorts.
Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual habitual gesture which was followed by a loud scream this time.
About twenty minutes later, Banta came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants and said to her wife.
"Well you were right that I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But with some Vaseline and two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."
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