A bear was sitting under a tree was sipping some vodka which he found some where and was in very merry mood. A lizard approached the bear and asked what is he drinking?
The Bear replied, "Ah, This is magic drink! This makes you feel happy, free you from all your worries"
Lizard said, "Can I also taste the magic drink"?
The Bear gave her some vodka, The lizard drinks it and felt very good. But soon her body demanded some water.
She said to bear that she is going downstream to drink some water. The lizard went near the stream and fulfils her stomach. There he met her friend crocodile who was upset for some reason.she told her friend crocodile that up there in the bush, beneath that tree, there is that bear which has this magic drink which will make you worry free.
The crocodile slowly crawled up and reached the tree and He saw the Bear.
The crocodile asked the bear, "Can I have some of your magic drink"?
Bear looked at the crocodile and exclaimed, "Oh SHIT!! How much quantity of water did you drink"?
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