Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, Banta, the captain and his crew were in danger of being attacked by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, Banta shouted to his First Mate, "Bring me my Red shirt!"
The First Mate quickly retrieved the Banta's red shirt, which the captain put on and led the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled. Everbody hailed Banta.
Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were now TWO pirate group sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but Banta, calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!"
And once again the battle was on. Once again the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred.
Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when a fellow mate looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?"
Banta, smiled and said confidently, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid."
The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man.
As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were more pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command.
Banta, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!"
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