A Bus with 50 Nuns in it met with an accident and all passenges in it died. All the Nuns soon find themselves in a queue at the gate of the heaven with St. Peter interogating them before letting them in.
St.Peter, "You sister margerette, What crime you have done"?
Sister Margerette, "I have once seen men's sexual organ".
St.Peter,"Oh Thats Ok, Here is the big bowl with holy water, you submerge your eyes into it and it will be purified."
Sister Margerette obliged and then entered into heaven.
St.Peter, "You Sister, Rosemarry and whats your crime"?
Sister Rosemarry, "I once touched it".
St.Peter, "Never mind, Just dip your hand in holy water and You are purified."
Sister Martha seeing all these was getting agitated in the middle of the queue. St.Peter seeing the uneasiness questioned sister Martha, "What is that you want, why you are so agitated"?
Sister Martha, "I just want to gargle my mouth with holy water before sister Maria dip her arse into it."
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