Santa and Banta's friend Jhon died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the Police needed someone to identify the body.
His two best friends, Santa and Banta, were sent for.
Santa went in and the police pulled back the sheet.-Santa said 'Yup, he's burnt pretty bad.Roll him over, I want to see from behind'.
So the Police rolled him over. Santa looked and said 'No, its not Jhon'.
The Police thought that was rather strange and then he brought Banta in to identify the body.
Banta took a look at him and said, 'Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over'.
The Police rolled him over and Banta looked down and said,'No, it ain't Jhon'.
The Police Inspector asked, 'How can you tell with such confidence ?'
Banta said, 'Well, Jhon had two ass holes.
''What,?- he had two ass holes???' said the Police.'
Yup, everyone knew he had two ass holes.
Every time Jhon, Santa and me went into town, folks would say, 'Here comes Jhon with two ass holes....'
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