A man is visiting a farm when he sees a giant pig with three legs. He goes over to the farmer and says, "how come that pig has three legs?"
"Oh that be a special pig that one" says the farmer, "see that pig, three months ago, while I was coming back from the market I crashed my tractor into the ditch, and I was trapped under the tractor, under water. That pig jumped over the sty wall, ran down to the ditch, grabbed the tractor in it's teeth, pulled it off me, then pulled me onto the bank and gave me the kiss of life."
"Wow," says the man, "But how come it only has three legs?"
" See that pig?" says the farmer, "that be a special pig. Two months ago when I went to the market, my missus come with me, just in case I had an accident like. While we were away three niggers came to the farm and attacked my daughters. That pig attacked the niggers, pulled them away from my daughters, then got my shotgun and chased them across the farm, treed them, then waited till the police came and arrested them."
"Incredible, but why has it only got three legs?", queried the man again.
"See that pig, that pigs special. Last month when I went to the market, my farmhouse caught fire, and my wife and daughters were trapped inside. That pig jumped over the sty wall, broke down the door, charged in to the burning house and dragged my unconscious wife out, then charged back into the smoke to get my daughter, and then again to get my other daughter, then he called the fire brigade, and gave my family first aid."
"Unbelievable, that's fantastic, but why has only got three legs"
"Well" says the Farmer, "Pig like that you don't eat all at once
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