A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass hammer and a circular Iron disc.
"What's that circular Iron disc for?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a disc. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk.
"How' s it work?" the friend asked, looking at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the hammer, gave the disc an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You asshole, it's three-fifteen in the morning!"
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